The Bestest Worstest Day Ever

Once upon a time there lived a little girl named Junie Beatrix Bones. And her favorite food was drumsticks. She liked the bones part the best. Because she got to make wishes with the wishbone. And then, one day she decided to go to a restaurant. She ordered chicken sticks. And all sorts of foods with bones. She kept on making wishes. One day she made the biggest wish in the world, and she wished that it was always Christmas.

One morning she saw a wishing star. She said she was tired of Christmas always happening. So she said, "Can you please stop it from being Christmas all the time?"

And she lived happily ever after.

The End

The Cat Named Whiskers

Once upon a time... there was a cat named Whiskers (Ed. - like on the top) (Ed. - Some of these Jelly edited herself.) (Ed. - Like the first comment in this series.) (Ed. - And the next one.) (Ed. - The rest are mine.) It liked to eat fish, catfood, and meat like all cats. Only it was not the same. She (Ed. - a girl cat?) liked to paint and play and EAT!

One day she said, "I want an adventure." So she went on one. Then she saw a river. She gulped. Cats don't like to swim. Then she remembered that she had a swimming suit on. Then she dived in the water.

When she got to the other side, she saw a beaver. The beaver said, "Hello." And she said, "Hello." They decided to be friends. She brought the beaver home.

And they lived happilyeveraftertheend.

Jelly's Second Letter To Grandma NanZ

Dear Grandma NanZ,

I was just snuggling with my Mommy. It seems like the middle of the night. In fact, I think it's midnight right now. [Ed. - Close enough.] Daddy says it's close enough. [Ed. - Dang. Caught in the act.] Well, anyway, I'm the bestest winner in the world. I just read a Carnival book. Doodle says, "Yeah, right!" Hmph. Humphreys. And in the book, guess what, Grandma NanZ? Fruitcakes can last about a hundred years! And the little girl in the book sat on her fruitcake and it didn't even get smushed. But she could've chosen another cake... like maybe the creamy kind. How's it like in Texas?

Love,

Jelly

Jelly's First Letter to Grandma NanZ

Dear Grandma NanZ,

Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,.... um, um, um. [Ed. - "Daaaaad!"]

How's it like to live in Texas? I just ate breakfast dinner. What I mean is that, well, I had cereal for dinner.

Doodle doesn't want me to tell you about something, so I better not say it.

I think yesterday I got to go on a field trip! I went to a rancho! They actually use cactus to make things.

Guess what? I finished five Harry Potter books! Yay! I think that it's fun to blog.

Love,

Jelly